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One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind men in the eye, Knocked him through a nine-inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And went to arrest the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man – he saw it too!
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great work! and the poem is solid gold.